urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ericasaintjoan the straightforward reality of a middle-aged drunk pop star Sai 2005-10-10T07:14:06Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ericasaintjoan:3959 2005-10-10T07:14:06Z 2005-10-10T07:14:06Z __________<br />Date Unknown; <br />For the following 6 entries, the dates were approximated to fit chronologically between March 30th and May 17th 2005. The order is only an approximation.<br /><br />___________<br />Whoa. I just figured out Bittorrent. I had never understood it before. Never. But all of a sudden, I click a mysterious button, <br />and it all becomes clear.<br />I'm amazed.<br />now i can continue my sister's tradition. <br />occasionally she gets me stuff. and what am i supposed to do, not do anything? that would be mean. you know, i may not like her, but i'm not randomly mean to her for no apparent reason (cough cough). it's all in respect for the old days, back when we were [Really] young. back when she was the same, i was the same, and i didn't see a lot of what was really there (example, my ancient love of blondie comics). and don’t get me wrong, I’m no justifying who she was back then either. i don’t know. i don’t really remember her that well.<br />He<br /><br />hmm...<br />in the interests of kazaa and bitorrent i just instructed my computer to never automatically hibernate or go on standby. i wonder how this will turn out. <br /><br />___________<br />mother calls. <br />that means we're leaving. <br />till another time, then!<br />(oh and, sorry to ruin the suspense, if there was any. . . . there kinda wasn't. okay, so um. <br />sorry for ruining the Flow. There we go!)<br /><br />Now, then, I'm off!<br />ta-ta (which is actually the name of a big automobile manufacturer in india. it opened its first office in the us in new york recently. yay new york, even if it wasn't the city.) <br />and farewell.<br /><br />Man, now i'm late.<br /><br />___________<br />hmm.<br />i was telling a cute little anecdote about my mother today in the locker room, but nobody really got it. well, jessi said she did, but i think she might have just been humoring me...cause she's nice like that.<br />and then, right now, i was sitting thinking about something over here, and it occurred to me that i never mentioned the most crucial part of the story. Of course no one understood- I had completely forgotten to say the punchline! <br />hmm, it appears that i have such an innate ability to turn strangely humorous stories into massively confusing pieces of . . .nonsense. <br />ah, well. it takes all kinds.<br /><br />_________<br />screw the catholics, i think we should have a woman pope. <br /><br />__________<br />damn, why does life have to be so hard?<br />i mean, so decisionful?<br />so decisionful as to have such a hard decision??<br />This is so crazy.<br />Why am i doing this?<br />What is the Purpose!<br />There is none!<br /><br />Everything is Nothing!!!!<br /><br />HYPERVENTILATION, #$@!%?&!!<br /><br />______________<br />April 6th, 2005<br />i think the answer is smith. <br />i think the answer is smith. <br />i think the answer is smith?<br /><br />Gah! I've already eliminated so many! How can I choose between two now!!<br />I say we rig a time-warp so i can go through college twice, at both schools at the same time, and not miss anything!!!<br />First we'd have to create two me's, because otherwise I might go a bit crazy, but still I say we do it! <br /><br />______________<br />April 30th, 2005<br />man, i'm pissed. <br />some mofo decided to take imaginaryjoe out as a gmail account. %#$@ them! no one's imaginaryjoe 'cept me!<br />bah. what the fruitness of it all...<br /><br /><br />smith 2009; wootey wootay ~_~<br /><br />_____________<br />May 1st, 2005<br />7:30 pm...<br />halleluiah! <br />hallelluiah!<br />Halleluiah! <br />Halleluiah!<br />Halle-luu uu uu uu yaaaaaaaaaaa......!!!<br /><br /><br />i've finally finished that mofoing book huck finn. Now this is a momentous event. except now i need to wirte up the heaps of quotes i underlined and little summaries for each of them , and all of that is 43 times! what is this... this is the reality of Tiscionean American Lit, darnit. (cont in profile) <br /><br /><br />and in other news ( a phrase that makes frequent appearances on this board, and i might add, is in pretty bad company, but i'll carry on nonetheless, here i go, ) four art pieces to work up and then a whole lot of organizing to do till the death of me! till the death of me! <br /><br />and in addition to that, i have a whole year's load of amelotte work to till the dawn of time, too... the situation is not looking good. well? blast it! and blast huck finn for taking so long to read! and for inducing this whacked-out urge for me to use the word blast as a curse! Curses!!! Curses, Curses, Curses, Curses, Curses, Curses, Curses!!!<br />Nyeago!!!<br /><br />_____________<br />May 2nd, 2005<br />hey hey, <br />i'm pretty cool right now, because, darn, Hyperballad ^^<br /><br />nothing to it~~<br />goddang it! &gt;.?<br /><br />- - - <br />my computer hates me now that i've been to france.<br />i swear it does.<br />the internet only supports this nonsensical aim feature, no livejournal, no google, no warez, no aol, no nothing. <br />and that screws with my head because, i want to write online!<br />i have research to do! music to download! email to check! smith chats to attend! but no, no, <br />no, no, no, no. <br />my computer, has to hate me so.<br />i get, nothing!<br />nothing, dangit, i hate you computer, why do you have to. why do you have to fight me so.<br /><br />::endless tears::<br /><br />- - - <br />why i luv my dog:<br />she loves kisses!<br />when you get really close to her, she stops moving and just flips her mouth around a bit, and she has this cute scruffy look on her, and then you lean in to kiss her, and you get all this reggiespit all over yourself, on account of the six-inch coat of reggie-spit she’s got hanging off her, and hey, i'm actually not a big fan of the reggiespit part, but hey, again, man, that's the price of a beautiful dog like the reggie. <br />she’s such a little wushzy.<br /><br />why i hate my dog:<br />because she makes me die; my nose, my eyes, my throat, my ears. all die, death, death, death.<br /><br />kind of like heavy metal music. <br />p.s. no, i have not listened to that cd, and hey, somehow, i get the feeling it might be a while. <br />any takers?<br /><br /><br />why i hate my dog:<br />because she makes me die; my nose, my eyes, my throat, my ears. all die, death, death, death, death.<br /><br />kind of like heavy metal music. <br />p.s. no, that was not a completely and utterly random statement, eline and i went to some completely and utterly random music store in wakefield today, and i picked up a free heavy metal cd that yes, i did not know was heavy metal, and so i was looking at it in the car, no i was not reading while driving, we were parked, and it listed…: “the Martyrs, Bloody Maria<br />o, i have not listened to that cd, and hey, somehow, i get the feeling it might be a while. <br />any takers?